CreationForge Music - on shop non stop

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Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:51:32 +0200

EX SMELLY MENTAL

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:41:39 +0200

ahh the floodgates are well and truly open now and a deluge of digital milk and honey floweth forth. SORRY this is the last one for now, THATS YER LOT till i see some SALES peeps this is a track about a creature that lived in my old trainers, can you hear him squggling along the insides of yer gran's carriage clock? being an avid fan of the generation game ye'll wanna lock up yer sister's teddy bears too before he eats the stuffing from inside and recycles it as flatpack furniture OOPS RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT. i bet some dutch person will recognise one of the samples towards the end...its one o those 'we're shutting down the tv station go to bed' jingles. in fact....free sample library to anyone who can tell me, and PROVE where it comes from. not you chris. ok, thats about it for now, may the next hour or so be not your own. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

BURN THE TOAST

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:15:10 +0200

AND as if that wasn't enough here is number 2 in a series of 3 FREEBIES (oh happy day!!!!) well, i figured now i'm back on OS X and these belonged to an old windows set i won't be playing them again unless i get to some several day long festival and run out of tunes by next thursday FAT CHANCE O THAT. yeah i'm just gutted i missed breakfest really. SO, stop reading this useless drivel I NEED A BLEEDIN DRINK ANYWAY. I'm outta here. yer gonna like this A LOT. goodbye. oh sorry i forgot to describe whot this ere tune is like......bollocks...i can't

SOLAR YACHT RACING

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:41:32 +0200

YOU LUCKY LUCKY LOT,,, didn't think i was that much of a scroogey ole toerag did yuz? wot with all those lummy lush free mp3s being given away....WELL GO TO THE FOOT OF OUR STAIRS i said. I'M AVIN SOME O THAT... so this is the 1st of 3 tuness being given away, YES you heard correctly ABSOLUTELY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. may whet yer appetites enough to go get some o the new better quality longer lasting extra absorbent 8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference said they're rats prefer it tunes you gotta pay for....at the princely sum of ONE EURO AND TWENTY THREE PEEEEEE (excluding site charges, mobilecosts , operator fees , and any other ole crap we can bung on to fleece you trouserless) happy lobotomies all round!!!!!!

NEW TUNES CRYSTAL DISTORTION.....stuff etc...and SOME FREE ONES TOO

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:46:34 +0200

JUST IN CASE THEY DISAPPEAR from the front page i thought i'd leave a little news article right here where everybody can see it for weeks to come.

THE DAY YOU THOUGH WOULD NEVER HAPPEN ...HAS!!!!!!!!!!

immortal words from gary oldman as mason verger in Hannibal.

in this case, I've got some MUSIC DONE...surprised? so am I!!!!!!

so check out the delicious free sweeties such as 'solar yacht racing', 'burn the toast' and of course the soon to be a modern classic (coz its got one o dem indescribable noises in the beginning that nobody can work out how they did it) 'ex smelly mental'

and then....one you're hooked and reduced to the state of a junkie screaming for their next fix you may be compelled to nick yer dad's gold amex and splash out on the MUCH BETTER STUFF like :

Girls and BoYS

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:06:57 +0200

I guess you've worked out by now that these are the kind of tunes you can either stick on , and leave running in the background while you get on with yer life, and pick up different bits each time you hear them ( which is essentially better value for money really innit, thats why they're so long) or you pop em on in the car and they make you wanna do silly things like drive across the top of all the other traffic in order to get to that motorway and let rip with the gas pedal, or that metro journey where you finally have the confidence at rushour to push out that chest, firm that resolve and generally exude that aura of DON'T F**K WITH ME, watching satisfied as the commuter crowd parts in front of you akin to moses and the red sea. All the above methods have been tried and tested and provoke the same symptoms WITHOUT FAIL in all subjects experimented upon. No animals were harmed in the production of these creative works. SURGEON GENERAL WARNING : prolonged and repeated exposure to Crystal Distortion Live recordings may seriously damage your perception of reality, use in moderation and with extreme caution. especially this one.

GoBl dEE gOOk

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:53:30 +0200

faster than a rush to the lav after a woolwich vindaloo, crystal dee is back with more of his own B.O.B (brand of bullshit) but don't let that put you off, this track is actually rather good. apologies to ixindamix for the blatant rip off in the middle i know you were first but i couldn't resist. blimey this one sounds like you're in a compression tank at times, prepare to be either thrown backwards when in proximity of a speaker stack, or to witness 'like pole magnetic repulsion' as the headphones push themselves out of your earholes..........and no i'm not 'tryin to be ard mate' this is from experience awlroight????

She's a glITCH

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:30:35 +0200

ok ok so not all of you out there are too happy when i go mad on those 'special' effects, in fact some of you in particular abhore it with a passion ( ohh i 've got a dugga dugga dugga machine, i think i'll use it and pretend i'm CLEVVA innit) well we all know how easy it is to get carried away in a rave environment with a bloodstream full of substance(s) and this track is NO EXCEPTION, hence the title. oh little word to any budding singers out there I WANT REAL ORIGINAL LYRICS AND VOICES, anybody interested????? in this vocally charged dance music climate it is imperative we try to stay clear of the same 500 or so accapellas that are doing the rounds ( i do like the one in here though) for the simple reason we can put the tunes further afield without getting ruined by a bunch of music industry dinosaurs who've run out of ideas and now seek to prey upon the little people as requiem to an unfulfilled life as middlemen. So, any one want to join the new , up and coming music movement called INDUSTRY WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE?????? drop me a line on myspace http://www.myspace.com/simoncrystaldistortion singers must have access to a good , voice flattering microphone, try to keep them pops and plosives out too, a pair of tights stretched across a coathanger works wonders, and all work can be done over distance due to that wonderful medium called the internet, so DO IT NOW BEFORE THEY CLOSE IT DOWN AND MAKE IT JUST LIKE SATELLITE TV. meantimes, enjoy this one

RIlli Nah Tee

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:17:12 +0200

Imagine a world where it was always summer, one could live from the fruits of the trees, and the beach is only ever a 5 minute walk away, well i was lucky enough to see that TWICE this year and this lil number is a result of exactly that. Don't be fooled by its leviathan like bassline and dubstep influenced beginning, once this one picks up its palm trees, garlands, breezes, surf, sand in between your toes, and lashings of havana club and coconut juice all served on a several kilometre lomg slice of fresh pineapple....... in fact scrub the havana club, get a bottle of damoiseau , some lime, and a flick knife and do it PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN STYLEEEEEEEEE. (slurp)

Tripel Blonde (Chipjockey remix)

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:54:11 +0200

HEY HEY HEY, these tunes just keep comin thick n fast at the mo.. yeah i'm takin a break from loop writing at the moment as its actually a bit of a futile, unrewarding, essence sucking, debilitating,social life destroying, sleep lacking pursuit ......... naah i love it really but half a year of painstaking construction so that the likes of you and any other bugger out there with a computer can make a smash hit in 30 seconds flat.....well you get the picture, i'll stop ranting now. no honestly i'm feeling MUCH BETTER....especially after recording THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So , to all you vinylheads that purchased the original tripel blonde track on the last PM record (is that passe muraille or simply PARIS MUSIC?) thanks very much and i hope you're enjoying its prescence in your wax sack, and may it slot seamlessy in with the rest of your groundbreaking mixes. HOWEVER, in retrospect i decided i wasn't quite fed up to the back teeth with that one to wash my hands of it forever SO ITS BACK, LIVE, LONGER, and yes you'll hear it played for the last time by me at the the chipjockey party on 3rd oct, THEN i'll leave it alone I PROMISE. oh and we picked up some stray accapella hanging out of the drive filters on engine 2 left, couldn't leave em stranded out there now could I? OK, stick that on in yer car and hit the seaside...or wherever it is you need to drive for the best part of an hour at high speed towards.....

cheezomatik23

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:11:14 +0200

hello, good morning, and welcome back, after an extended more than olyimpic flame travelled long break, one to rival that of a tour de france cyclist who came last and will give up the compettion forever, CRYSTAL D IS BACK IN DA AREA (hooray...........) and this time.....its really rather bleedin damn well spiffingly good. Yeah ole CD's work has been out of the picture for nearly a year now and there's good reason for this, as you will be able to ascertain upon the purchase of this product (hynaa hynaa hynaa git yer bleedin crettin cards out and spend away my faithful flock !!!!!!!) well, the effects racks have been revamped and theres repeaters on every channel to enhance that rollin effect, oh and a selection of the finest glitches from around the globe have been tastefully added at no further expense incurred to the listener ( ooh you lucky lucky lot) please note ladies and gentlemen that this and the other recordings to follow are 100 PERCENT LIVE AND DIRECT, none of that faffing around with a computer and a pair of scissors losing sleep over what should happen at the end of the bar (not the one selling drinks you git) those fade transitions are due to the aid of a trusted companion the 2880 superlooper, otherwise known as that magic blue box he's got on stage with him these days , the one that saved his ass at the moulin de brainans this year when the laptop crashed due to TOO MANY OF YOU TRYING TO FILM UP CLOSE WITH YER BLEEDIN MOBILE PHONES!!!!!!!!!(next bugger i catch doing that i'm gonna grab it and stamp on the f**ker........AND THE PHONE!!!!!!!!) ok thats enough from us, enjoy your brand spanking new tinnitus stimulator and don't forget to come back for more AS IT HAPPENS

Welcome to Blood City - Grimey Rob - en

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:11:05 +0200

"WELCOME TO BLOOD CITY is an enterprising piece of futurism in which memory-erased captives find themselves in a century old cow town where survival is only for the fittest and the grittiest. It's the training farm for Killers, controlled by a 'Big Brother' computer and operated by the nastiest of nasties, Jack Palance. In Blood City your status accrues according to the number of people you an learn to murder.Each mindless captive is monitored closely, for the best and vicious become initiated into the 'Kill Master Brigade'. WELCOME TO BLOOD CITY is a chilling look in to a bloody future that may be just around the corner." Hardcore !Wild West Killer !Jungle Breaks!

The Meat Beat - Grimey Rob - en

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:07:50 +0200

Samples from the Films King Solomons Mines; The Fly (original 1950's version); The Destroyer (Trailer). Phat Hardcore Synths and pounding Tribal Drums over a hypnotic Horn Riff. 21st Century Hardcore!

The Meat Beat / Welcome To Blood City

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:23:36 +0200

Grimey 003 - Our latest and finest production. Top Hardcore Breaks. Mastered at Metropolis.

€2.10

You Are Being Watched

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:40:05 +0200

You Are Being Watched By Electro Voice Phenomina